Three Mistakes of My Life: Aishwarya Rai’s Red Carpet Looks at Cannes 2013

So here we have the “most beautiful woman” again. Is she? For the premiere of Cleopatra at the ongoing Cannes 2013, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan walked the red carpet in a teal Gucci Première gown. Well she does seem to follow VNA! I criticized her in my last post on the bright red lips look that she never experiments and here we finally see some

colour. Its a colour riot here! The satin teal gown is nothing to write about except for the fact that its teal. Teal! The fuchsia lips steal the show. Those hot pink lips are pulling everything

together. The eyes for once are not smokey and kept light with slight silver shimmer on them.

Agreed the hairdo is a bit too tight for the look but its the nape where all the drama is. The braiding at the back impressed me!

And here is the makeup breakdown of you want to know the lipstick shade. Its Color Rich Matte Mania Crazy Fuchsia.

Next up is her red carpet appearance for the 100 Years Of Hindi Cinema gala. I can’t describe how funny this look is.

The Bachchan bahu wore a black Sabyasachi couture saree. Ever since Cannes 2013, we are watching such Sabya overload that I’m now on the verge of hating everything Sabya or khadi. The all black saree with golden embroidery is too much. Is that how regular Indian women look like when they wear saris? They look 1000 times better!

And what on earth is that golden headband doing there? Did she think it was a tiara? Was she pulling off an Indian princess look with loads of gold in her tijori? Or was she pulling off a Chinese doll look?

The whole look is a joke. Walking the red carpet in a terrible saree is one thing. But taking the terrible to a whole funnier level with accessories from a craft store is another.

And the last look by the Bollywood lady is this. She walked the red carpet for Blood Ties Premiere at Cannes 2013 in a floor-length Abu Jani and Sandeep Khosla gown tent.

Okay now learn mug up this mantra:

#1 Say no to Abu Jani & Sandeep forever. They look trash on you. I stood by you when the world told stories about you in the Abu Jani & Sandeep Khosla saree last year at Cannes. Is it a ritual that you have to wear atleast one outfit by them every year?

#2 If you want to cover up, what are flowy light dresses for? Say no to this garbage junk table cloth. And once again the makeup os smokey eyes and nude lips. Do you guys even need a makeup breakdown?

So I think her red carpet appearances wrap up here. Out of the three, the last two are definitely Two Mistakes of her Life. The “three” was just to make the title look better. Haa!